not mine,but pretty cool saw it when cruising LE

MtGUSP aka TMTIG

okili,this all started with one single statement in an email and it sort of
got out of hand after that and it's so perfect WACKO for the Gube section
on resident genius that the censord version is now a part of the
Gubespotting
Note we don't intend to offend anyone, it's just crazy blog talk *smirk*
don't take anything serious! oh an my comments are in (...) and due to the wish my counterpart Capt. Jane Sparrow  stated the color is now related to the respective writer

now the statement that started EVERYTHING:

"blue hair.. you think it would impress TMTIG?"

RE: the air matress you mean

And be sure, if you meet him, you would definitively impress him ( NOT ), in a good way. He says in the MySpace site that he want to meet:


the great pumpkin, people who appreciate awesomeness, anyone with a strong work ethic, sinister looking hair, or enthusiasm for life.(failed every point)
And you qualified for almost all of them - except the pumpkin, I'm afraid; the work ethics ( huh? ) and the appreciation of awesomeness ( *clamps mouth shut* ), and definitively the enthusiasm for life. And you can get his attention with the hair, yours doesn't look sinister at all, but calls attention ( daft punks ). And I'm sure, if that doesn't work at once, you would practice and figure out a way of making your hair look "sinister" enough to get his attention. You only need a chance to catch the boy alone - or not busy, at least. ( so chances are zero )
Mmmmmmm *neurons working hard*.
Best chance? You have to figure out a way of getting a temporal job with CM production, he always complains about spending endless, boring hours while they are shooting. How? No idea... Serving coffee? He loves coffee. ( not sure he'd survive European coffee ) Something that allows you to have free time, not very busy job.
RE: Capt. Jane Sparrow, the terror from the (virtual) South Atlantic :)

About Ultra-Secret-Project - from now on MtGUSP, we have to start using codes as CIA does ( but they are crappy with it ), since we are planning to "infiltrate" you as the coffee girl in CM Production team :) I must agree that is a difficult operation this one, but don't worry, we have plenty of time - you are in no hurry, are you?. ( nope season not over yet, we still race in circles ). We would figure out a way of catching the guy, so you can display your blue hair and wits and get him instantly stunned, hehe ( uhm, Am I? ). Asking him directly for an interview is not impossible,
though. He have that e-mail link in his webpage, and he check the mails there himself. Same for asking him to sign your drawing. And nobody really know what the TMTIG is going to do next. He may engage himself in some European Indy movie as well, and end up filming just a mile away from where you live, who knows. In any case, you are also right about not being too obvious, men like to think they have done all the work themselves :)
RE: Capt. Jane Sparrow, the answer (at last)

Am I not in a hurry? Dunno someone could be faster *laugh*, but yeah since I still look like about 17 years old, I guess Am not too desperate. Coffee Girl I can do, have lots of practice from the radio, my people are called "Kaffeesachsen", I live in the city with the oldest coffee house and I am a devoted Ianto Jones fan, so coffee and a MGG cup.
But to make one thing clear Am not going to "display" my blue hair *laugh* that sound creepy and I can already hear TMTIS shouting for security to rescue him. And since we go for the coffee & wit (lets see where from I borrow the latter) tactic, we can leave the J aside, we are not very loved anyway, not really a surprise if you consider the bullcrap the big Media produces these days.
RE: Capt. Jane Sparrow, the answer (at last)

I won't ask for what you answer to CJ I would definitively offered to draw him any way he wanted, he is really my type of handsome man :)
More laughting, I've been laughing since I start rereading this part of your mail

maternal dances
If you go and do that, make sure of keep it on film, so your friend can see his reaction ( what, hobbing away screaming for help? ) astonishing one, no doubt We can also check in old books for love potions and charmings and things like that. The medieval people where convinced that they worked :)

RE: How did we end up writing two sets of e-mails??

well I'm glad I could amuse you *smirk* but abandoning Die Ärzte for it *total shock*

back to the hairy topic, I'm not sure he talks pumpkins I should consider to maybe go for orange then.. I had this when I was about 14 or something like this.. on the other hand some people would go into total shock if I'd give up the blue and even worse imagine someone thinks it's red not orange and then they'll go and think I work for Ferrari now *horror* so no the blue will just have to do it.


RE: New idea for TMTIG

Hiiiiiii, after reading your mail about the TMTIG, I keep thinking in an appropriate nickname to give him. Seneca is fine but tooooo serious I also though in Diogenes of Sinope, one of the first sinics, he was an awesome philosopher - but TMTIG is to gorgeous for being col Diogenes, hehehe.
And while I was answering you the other mail, I was strike as if for a Lightening - oh, I'm melodramatic today, hehe - I got the perfect character for him mysterious enough, no one would made the association between TMTIG and this *think CIA*

                           Well, my idea is Felipe, one of Mafalda's friends - Long live to MtG-USP! :)

TBC

RE: Capt. Jane Sparrow, the terror from the (virtual) South Atlantic :)

(...) what I really want to do is finishing one of the drawing projects and if I think it's good enough somehow sent it over to the US and ask him if he'd sign it, would be great. maybe I'm lucky and he visits the UK one day, but since there are no Conventions with CM, very unlikely. Ohh but wait I can do sinister *laugh* I grew up in the city of goth, sinister is our main business here *smirk*
weeeeell, since I always wanted to be the person that tinkers the set for documentary movies,.. maybe that be a chance, I could too offer to bring coffee, I'm quite good making coffee, but other than this.. difficult. and what is free time again? (referring to Gideon's words) tricky to get interview appointment with an actor/director/artist when you do motorsports, aint it? No idea how'd I justify that one...
(...)*sigh* well guess we need a better plan of action without being too obvious. always better to let them think it was all their idea *wicked grin*mhhhhhh

Asking to sign a drawing works quite well, I can recommend CJ who asked me if I'd paint him in the nude and how big - but well I'd say that's plan B then.
Having TMTIG in Europe would be the very best of course, but mind you when he was in Berlin I was somewhere else, playing in the dirt and we only read about it later in the US media and saw the pictures, point is we are sort of blind over here if it's not Buffy the bloody Vampire Slayer or some crap like Charmed, often declared to be SciFi, which drives me up the wall (whups wandering from the subject again) so having TMTIG (we need a secret synonym) here is one thing being able to use it as advantage another ... maybe I should ask him to direct Dr Jackson's Diary - the movie, after all. It's so stonking stuff, Am sure he'd say 'ya'. By the time he reads the passage where Dr J is falling from the table as an angel on Halloween, TMTIG won't be able to say 'no'. And it's Scifi too. *evil grin*
And if nothing else helps I could use a custom from the Black Sea, we leaned in Anthropology. There you dance for whom ever you like to tell - though Am not sure if dancing wouldn't result in him tossing his crutches after me after his little stunt with resulting three operations.. but I'd get his attention *giggles*

I am really not sure about maturing dances *giggles* but we actually learned them though if it's not TMTIG beating me up with his crutches I'm quite sure the security or set crew will call for the people with the funny jackets and padded walls. You know over here they'd just ask what drugs I take in the UK they'd say 'bloody XYZ' but I learned to tread very careful in the US, but the "surprise" effect would be definitely on my side. 2 seconds TMTIG attention is worth spending the rest of your life in a white room. and honestly I don't think someone ever wants to see me dancing a "do you wanna go with me step forward yes, step backward no-dance"
I know it's frightening but I actually got a whole lexicon from the middle ages about those rituals - 12 books, we'd never run out of ideas. (did I just wrote this? *ljfkdhfv*)

RE: How did we end up writing two sets of e-mails??

Hahaha, I laught really loud the first time I read this statement, I such a great fun to make ridiculous plans, isn't it? So, medieval sorcery won't help either, but it could be great fun making the research and preparations... I'm not so sure the dancing would freak him out, though, knowing how he is, he would probably laugh really loud and even try to help you when the security guys appear... He is such a sweety.

RE: hehehe, we are both totally WACKO. Completly WACKO. I mean it! (i just had to say it again :)

mhhh thinking TMTIG helping me, I'm afraid he'd shout for Shemar thinking I was doing the whole action for him (it's said that he's got the crazy fans - but then Am not a fan..) not our actual subject, which would lead to me freakin out, because when Shemar talks I really need to concentrate to understand him. I would just stand there and understand nothing apart from his laugher. And he would laugh if you consider that for those dances you have to put on the most ridiculus clothes ever.

so what about a plan D? (...) did you realise we start and end the letters with TMTIG *giggles* (...) here is waiting for new plans! *smirk*

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glad I left that behind
CptJ***row@Gu***ting: Phillippus??? Being Alexander's father was no kid's game :)

CptJ ***row@Gu***ting : Hehe, he already got the perm once, ne? http://bit.ly/RcXk2

Gu***ting@ CptJ***row: you know discussing this on Twitter does not make it very classified *giggles* but yeah sort of like it

CptJ ***row@Gu***ting : Upps, I forgot the CIA thing, hehe... They are watching us everywhere, according to Reid :) Dammit!

Gu***ting@ CptJ***row :: and he should know, after all he is the genius. but the idea is hilarious anyway especial with the perm *grins*

CptJ ***row@Gu***ting : place the coin side by side with one of the pictures of that time and you would see. Twins :)

Gu***ting@ CptJ***row : ya know if I'd done this in numismatics it would have been far more interesting and less dull! Damn it.
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